Donations anyone??

I seriously need some donations for maintanience fee, maintaining my life!

First of all, I need a new bed. Both bed frame and mattress!
One of the wood thats is supporting the mattress broke few years ago, but it can still be used. Recently, another one broke. A part of the mattress is like hanging in the air. Must be very careful that I don't sit on that area otherwise I might just fall into the 'hole'. Next is the mattress. The springs are poking through the cushions! And its damn bloody painful if I accidentally sleep / sit on that area. Argh....

Secondly, its the pillows again!
I can NEVER find a good pillow that last! I can't sleep on flat pillows cos I'll get giddy once the pillow is not high enough. Don't ask me why cos I also don't know it myself! I got this cheap and good pillow from Giant before, but the thing is it doesn't last. Its all flat now! I've been waking up having my shoulders and neck aching all over these days! Salonpas pain relieving patch has been part of my uniform these days! Can someone recommand me a good pillow?

Thirdly, my toilet bowl is spoilt.
It has been spoilt for almost a year actually. BUT, it can still be used. The water used to leak and it'll be flowing non-stop if I don't turn off the water tap thats connecting the toilet bowl. So what I used to do is to off it, and turn on when I need to use the toilet, and off again when I'm done. But NOW, the water DON'T even flow into the water tank when I turn on the tap. The whole toilet bowl just refused to work! GRRRrrrrr....

Lastly, its the gate.
The stupid gate's lock gets jammed every now and then. I got locked out of the house today when I wanted to go get my food! I turned the lock and couldn't move the key after that! The key was stucked there for a good 30 over minutes. I tried all ways to turn / remove the key until my finger bleed cos of all the friction. Nabei..

*Let me digress abit* What made me more angry was my new neighbour. I couldn't help but be racist abit. I got this Ah-Neh family neighbour that moved in 2 months ago. Every morning by 8 or 9 I will hear sounds coming from their TV. Ah-Neh's drama serials. Yes its THAT loud!!! If I were to understand their language, I would have been able to tell u the WHOLE story about the drama. I complaint to my mum and she thought that I was exaggerating, until one of my mum's day off, I woke her up when the 'show started' and then she was convinced. Ok, I'm fed up enough with all these especially when I needed my much deprived rest when I come back from a late flight. Not only that, they would always hang their clothes on the corridor with 3-4 clothes stand that will block everyone's way.

Today is the day that I got DISGUSTED by them! From today onwards I will no longer smile at them when I see them, but instead I will DIAO AND GIN THEM!!!! This was what happened. Their door was opened when I was being locked out of my house. They must have heard me trying to unlock the gate cos one of them was standing at their door looking at me. I turned over to him with my bleeding finger, actually wanted to ask him to help me keep a lookout while I rush downstairs to get the 'oil' to moisturise the gate. I looked at him and said 'er... can u.....' before I could finish my sentance, that bloody ah-neh SLAMMED his door at me! WTF!!!!! That was like so bloody hell RUDE lo!!! I was stunned with his reaction and stood there for like another 3 seconds. I'm so ashamed to have such a lousy neighbour!

Ok, enough of complaining. I NEED MONEY!!!!!!! Can you guys donate some to me? Just let me know you wanna donate some maintanience fees to me and I would gladly give you my account number! Wahahahaa... Whats more is that my hours this month is so damn low! Have been eating grass and drinking wind these 2 months. Already started picking up flights for Oct roster. Sobz... Give me more hours pls!!!!